The thief survived with minor injuries and was arrested
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Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
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Whoever painted this and left it in the art building, I am in love with you.
Benny even surprises himself, sometimes.
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fake tweet but booooo…
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.gdi now i dont want to breathe